Aaah, those were the days ... 😌
You gotta play the dial-up noise, too.
Today's children have no conception of the anxiety we had to endure while waiting for that stupid man to pipe up, "You've got mail!"
throttle their connection speed to 28.8 Kbps
Dude is gonna be stuck in the worst home when he’s 75.
The internet tried to warn us by having machines shriek at you before you used it.
Is it sad that I can work out what speed modem it is just by the guard tones? Yes, I’m somewhat old. I remember using 1200/75 baud non-autodial modem to dial a BBS in Scotland when we lived in London. My parents were distinctly unimpressed.. (no free telephone calls!)
With the screeching sound effects, I hope.
Kids these days won't know the suspense of a JPG image slowly loading in like an aquarium filling up.