Dear brain: I am already anxious as hell about auditions and casting notices when I’m awake. Please do not also make me deal with it when I’m asleep. No one is paying you overtime for the nightmares thank you ✌🏻
Normalize “Christian” men plucking out their own eyeballs instead of shaming the way women are dressed, just like Jesus told them to.
Spending the day doing game design with the husband. Spending the night setting him up to finally stream again!
Waiting to hear back about auditions is the WORST KIND OF HELL WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS CAREEEEER oh right because I love it
This was the most adorable exchange ever 😂
Me, at the slightest inconvenience, in my head to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar: 🎶 Jesus Christ 🎶 Fuck this shit 🎶 Everything’s awful 🎶 I’m over it
The “peeling off the fake plastic skin cover” part of tattoo healing is always just so … … the word I WANT to use is “gooey?” I think?
Started learning guitar today and I have already found my first “holy shit HOW DO I MAKE MY HAND MAKE THAT SOUND?!” chord … … C7 if you’re interested 😂
Youtuber: Here's how Stephen King wrote so much in his early career. Habit. Discipline of writing every day. Following his passion. That's the secret sauce to productivity. Stephen King: It was cocaine. Also alcohol, but mainly cocaine. There's an entire book I don't even remember writing.