Dear brain: I am already anxious as hell about auditions and casting notices when I’m awake. Please do not also make me deal with it when I’m asleep. No one is paying you overtime for the nightmares thank you ✌🏻

Normalize “Christian” men plucking out their own eyeballs instead of shaming the way women are dressed, just like Jesus told them to.

Spending the day doing game design with the husband. Spending the night setting him up to finally stream again!

Waiting to hear back about auditions is the WORST KIND OF HELL WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS CAREEEEER oh right because I love it

Me, at the slightest inconvenience, in my head to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar: 🎶 Jesus Christ 🎶 Fuck this shit 🎶 Everything’s awful 🎶 I’m over it

The “peeling off the fake plastic skin cover” part of tattoo healing is always just so … … the word I WANT to use is “gooey?” I think?

Started learning guitar today and I have already found my first “holy shit HOW DO I MAKE MY HAND MAKE THAT SOUND?!” chord … … C7 if you’re interested 😂

Youtuber: Here's how Stephen King wrote so much in his early career. Habit. Discipline of writing every day. Following his passion. That's the secret sauce to productivity. Stephen King: It was cocaine. Also alcohol, but mainly cocaine. There's an entire book I don't even remember writing.

An openly Mormon mayor saying “damn” and endorsing Kamala in the same speech was not on my Bingo card but HERE WE FUCKING GO

It finally happened … ya girl is in Twitter Jail for an obvious joke, while actual death threats are “not a violation” 🙄