bigfoot sucked me off. mothman sucked me off. jersey devil sucked me off. loch ness monster sucked me off. chupacabra sucked me off. skunk ape sucked me off. wendigo sucked med off. baba yaga sucked me off. roswell greys sucked me off. skin-walker sucked me off. duende sucked me off. drop bear sucke

stop calling it your “vagina” that’s your goon cave

i hope this email finds you living in a shotgun shack. and i hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile. and i hope this email finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife

This will never not be true.

girls dont want "girlfriends" girls want symbolically quasi-incestuous relationships with a found family member they just casually call "mom" or "sis" even outside of kink settings

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Inspiring words from this NASA official

In a million years, when my fossilized remains are on display, they'll use the same description

reskeet if you’d drill a hole into this bad boy and fuck it

QBbuttplug.engineerDec 13, 2023 4:46am

fuck bad dragon I’m an ikea meatball size queen (IKEA is releasing a 10lbs meatball but only in the uk :| ) https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/ikea-10-pound-swedish-meatball

let’s start calling so-called “sapiosexuals” what they really are: bimbophobes