girls dont want "girlfriends" girls want symbolically quasi-incestuous relationships with a found family member they just casually call "mom" or "sis" even outside of kink settings

that’s why there’s always vacancy at mama cat’s house

This is so based

I need a girl to call me mommy even when we're in public

Damn, yeah being called mom would fix me I think

see, you get it

Yer so fuckin wise, babe

the world's hottest and greatest relationship dynamic is Found Family That Fucks

😳😳😳

That's why I'm opening up adoptions.

Personally I'd prefer a owner or better yet a lady-in-waiting