updating the high-quality photo print of low-quality pornography that i like to hang over the stove

Dear Petco, I never thought it would happen to me...

Truth Coming Out of Her Laundry Bag to Shame Mankind

hoes try to play me but i’m an npc

Might fuck around and run with two pairs of scissors

My Comparative Religions teacher told us “don’t debate to win, debate to learn” and that blew my teenage mind

I want to hear those three magic words: relentlessly cheerful colonoscopy

Only a very strange person would buckle down and become the best trombone player on earth

Got caught swordfighting with the newspaper sticks in the public library more than once ngl

I don't necessarily say Don't run with scissors. It depends on what you're running at