It ended up being a hoax. 😐

I have a Bolt (but don't tow anything with it).

"There are 7 of us! Seven!"

Friends who have worked directly with him say he's a good engineer, strong at reducing problems to their core complexity and proposing the simplest solutions that might work. Give him his flowers for that. The trouble is everything else, which is deeply flawed and sums up to "unserious ass clown".

Debugging with print statements is underrated.

It turns out the ninja foodi is better and cheaper so I'm returning the Vitamix. Which means another trip to Costco, which means I'll probably end up with the electric sauna.

Limit 1 carryon per pax. Put your roll aboard in wheels first. If you have a carryon and a personal item only 1 should go in the overhead, not your jackets, etc. Approximately no one follows these rules and we all get slow turnaround times as a result.

Yes, what Bridget said. People do not follow rules and slow down the planing/deplaning, so charge them for the antisocial behavior.

Checked bags should be free, charge $40 per carryon.

Even Burning Man, where they pretend to ignore the "default world", has a Department of Health that will absolutely prevent the distribution of unsafe food. (They also have a DMV. I think about what it means to replicate these specific two institutions a lot.)