Fuck everything, time to do a fiveceratops.

The thought that anything in Palo Alto could be historic is laughable.

Bowing to backlash, Palo Alto curbs plans for 'historic' designations

Facing a rebellion from homeowners, Palo Alto is largely abandoning its effort to designate roughly 150 local properties as "historic" structures.

This article failed the basic journalistic rule of Chekhov's armadillos, where if you intro the armadillos in the lede, the armadillos must be explained by the end.

It's fazed, y'all.

The hardest part of parenting is deciding how long to wait before throwing out your kid's art.

Somehow my 5 year old always manages to order Zeno's burger when we eat out.

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Jigsaw puzzles based on Mark Rothko paintings.

Green for days.

Who says American innovation is dead?