me to the inventor of ass: spit, sir!

So grateful I was born after they invented asses

Your tolerance is too high. Try nonfat for a couple of weeks

They thickening your ass on rouxsky

More like can't Douthat 😎

Another victim of global warming: cuffing season?

Ayyyy

Look at this wonderful letter I found in a rolltop desk in an antique store 🥺

J Turscak, #14098-074 is locked up at USP Tucson federal prison. You can send money or books to inmates here: www.bop.gov/locations/in...

Hi! It's my birthday today, and I just finished a big Discworld piece for art class - birthday RSs would be very appreciated!