So grateful I was born after they invented asses

Your tolerance is too high. Try nonfat for a couple of weeks

More like can't Douthat 😎

he's returning to his homeworld

(AI voice) a large pink pig in a barn with large testicles. a single large, dark turd occupies the valley between each nut.

When it comes to drama, the background is never as exciting as I imagine it to be and I tend to regret prying. The less I know the better

I'll say it. That court artist is horny as hell

Isn't that what bluesky is?

It's for sure totally lost to history but I imagine the thought process was basically: I'm hungry, I see the calves drinking it, let me at it lol

The first guy to ever drink cow's milk must've been so, so goddamned thirsty