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Chris hates geese
@chrishatesgeeese.bsky.social
No really, geese are assholes
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Sorry Jeremy, guns are illegal in New York. Otherwise this feature would have been rolled out already. Pilot program in Texas looks promising though!

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here is the newest episode of my podcast Quorators where we read Quora questions. i would very much like for it to be popular on here so i could stop using twitter forever. bluesky do ur thing youtu.be/WPMEIcVsjiQ

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Every NFL team should get one particular play that they're allowed to run that is normally against the rules. They can only run it once per game, and everybody knows it. "The Lions are pulling out the triple motion scramble, Phil! You know what that means!!"

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"Magic unicorn coming through, enchanting your dreams!" - Molly, aged 5

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Llukelukeluke.bsky.social

I’m going to let you in on a secret, it’s all farm-to-table, that’s how food works

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JGbenedictsred.bsky.social

You can keep your Taylor Swift tickets.

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Sstovey.thequeer.house

normalize being out of the loop.. like what the fuck is even going on??

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We have a big back yard, and now every time one of my kids says they're bored I tell them to go dig a hole. Any hole, anywhere but the garden. Turn it into a Viet Cong base. Go wild.

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Ffunflaps.bsky.social

[life hack] eat some cheese

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Everyone who paid attention in American history class can tell you that President Taft was fat as hell, but fewer can tell you what the third amendment is.

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Chris hates geese
@chrishatesgeeese.bsky.social
No really, geese are assholes
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