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Everyone has smart watches now, but when I wore a Dick Tracy replica two-way radio wristwatch to school in 5th grade I got my ass kicked. I don’t think that’s fair.
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Taking the new AI feature on Facebook out for a spin

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Just ran my car off the road into an embankment on the New Jersey turnpike playing air fiddle to The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Sorry if I made the holiday traffic even worse. I haven’t heard that song in a while.

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Lotta people saw The Phantom Menace rerelease on Star Wars day in 2024. I saw it in the same theater as Kobe Bryant at the AMC Marple 10 and Lisa Thomas-Laury from Action News covered it. We are not the same. (No really we’re not. I’ve been reading up on something called dna)

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Anyone else surprised by how much nudity is in the pop tarts movie?

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Just got a new job naming the generic batteries that come with kids toys. I’m torn between ValueCell or True Energy.

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[practicing my keynote speech in front of a mirror] “Pampers is committed to staying on the cutting edge of diaper technology. By utilizing the latest innovations in AI, we have increased absorption levels across our entire range of products. Welcome…to the future of diapers.”

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I love Neil but I’m sorry if you dressed like this in real life they wouldn’t let you use the computers at the library.

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A little life update from me: The guy in my office who sneezes like a 16 horsepower outboard motor starting up is sneezing again.

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Another successful trip to the market

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Studying the rosters of the late 80s/early 90s New York Knicks in an effort to better understand Beastie Boys lyrics.

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Christian Alsis
@christianalsis.bsky.social
Everyone has smart watches now, but when I wore a Dick Tracy replica two-way radio wristwatch to school in 5th grade I got my ass kicked. I don’t think that’s fair.
18 followers30 following50 posts