Think I’ll get back into using this

Not sure how much bright side looking I have left in me! Will report back when I combust

Real life horror: a girl from high school tagged me in her “you as a teenager” instagram story and now I’m getting follow requests from people who should’ve stayed permanently removed from my memory

Doing a quick check in to see if this got any better (as I’ve progressively gotten worse)

Damn. I had a very similar thought today. Thats so crazy

“Henry Kissinger? More like Henry Pissinger.” -my husband

I’ve been waiting for this day on the internet for a long time.

Girl math is getting a second masters to avoid making payments towards my first one

Losing my mind over this LinkedIn news headline

One Bitcoin would fix me