Feels weird to me to test if Uptown is Dead by going during construction, having no plans, mentioning a ton of shows but declaring it is actually dead because they went to a shitty bar at 10pm and didn’t get food. There are plenty of places to eat beyond Lake/Lagoon, which they didn’t leave?

It's bizarre because it sounds like a couple of older people wandering around having a delightful time and trying to write it up as if they were miserable. I laughed at the bit about having to walk around a lot when it's clear they stayed within about a four block radius, too.

I'm still trying to understand how you grab pizza at 9:30 and then are "hangry" by 10. Weird article.