Riccardo said: "If I see that lying fash-shagging c*nt in here again I'm going to pour marinara sauce in his foreskin and sew it shut."

The dish was created in tribute to local resident Sir Keir Starmer by restaurant owner Riccardo Piccioni. But Riccardo removed the dish after Sir Keir was seen cosying up to far-right Italian politician Giorgia Meloni.

Fettuccine alla Keir Starmer has been scrubbed from the menu of a Kentish Town restaurant by irate restaurateur.

Panini UK announce Jonathan Ashworth trading card game to capitalise on the Labour politician's immense popularity.

Popular TV personality Jonathan Ashworth has announced a live show at the 02 Arena, featuring special guest Bubble from Big Brother.

You may not like it, but he is statistically more popular than Beyonce.

Thousands march outside Downing Street demanding that popular politician and TV personality Jonathan Ashworth receive top government job.

Rosie Duffield cuts a casual figure as she flaunts her bigotry at Spectator garden party.

Rosie Duffield is the Don Mclean of British politics. She's had two smash hits - transphobia and monosexism - but seems unable to develop any fresh material.