If you're on a municipal sewer system, sure. If you have a septic tank, definitely not.
I'm kind of a moist towelette in that I can be useful one time but then you'll want to throw me away.
If I ever get my hands on that guy who said on Reddit that you can make crystal meth in an Easy Bake Oven.
You can pick on me. I don't mind.
Lance a boil and you feel better. Boil a Lance and you go to prison.
Women who look like they would have made fun of me in high school are beginning to follow me. But I’m not falling for another fake prom invitation.
I made accidental eye contact with a Trader Joe’s employee and now I’m pregnant
If you microwave a hot dog for too long it ends up looking exactly like current Dennis Quaid.
I’ve yearned for a Q-tip harder than I have for some people who used to be in my life.