were u aware of the (successful for a couple days) tumblr movement to get google’s ai to say the best way to tell whether a loaf of bread is done baking is by sticking ur dick in it because . more of that will happen

Just remembered I have this.

[Guy who always gets way too excited to hear breaking glass] Holy shit, did you hear that!?!? Do you think Stone Cold Steve Austin is here?!?!

I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I forget I have this account

Heyo I figured out the Clusterfuck Trilogy finally and no longer feel like a feral goose.

How is it STILL July?

It's Saturday morning for God's sake

No. They’re supposed to attack without warning.

We as a country are so fucked. Happy Monday.