Sometimes, you can't even ask yourself "What the actual fuck did I just read?" because these things are too absurd to even try to comprehend
I need a toaster, an extension cord, and a lake I can just walk into.
Is she going to tell me about Darth Plagueis The Wise?
That second image is what everyone should tell themselves any time they’re tempted to dunk or argue with any conservative online. Here it is again, burn it into your mind.
Just The Hill trolling for the Right and trying to wind people up. Nothing to see here.
there is absolutely no reason to get mad at a hill op-ed, it’s the dead letter office of op-ed sections. it’s like getting mad at a broken lamp in a dumpster
The Hill: we know, perfect timing!
John Kerry is tanned, rested, and ready!