really glad I gave this $25,000 writing fellowship that’s due in 90 minutes one final pass before hitting submit because I definitely listed my race or ethnicity as “Portland” 💀

🤞 for you 😁

I look completely unhinged sitting alone in my parked car on NE Broadway VERY audibly cackling at this!

TOO REAL (My parents were 70s California hippies and my birth certificate listed my race as "human")

NO LIES DETECTED

Last writing prize I submitted to, I found a "he said he said" a week after. You did the right thing.

I once filled out a job app so badly the email of receipt began, 'Dear Dr Street.' And Dr Street was invited to interview (but not appointed).

That tracks

Well …… did you put a bird on it?

😹

I also would like to be Portland.