Not everyone knows this, but the male bacons are the ones that get pregnant.

AWcarpeangela.bsky.socialAug 25, 2023 3:46pm

beauty everywhere

*sprinkles it in*

Fuck a warm glass of milk before bed. Give me the existential feeling of the next day’s dread. #moreyouknow #jokes #maybenotjokes

Now this is the merchandise I expect at Target

Llauren.rotatingsandwiches.comSep 10, 2023 1:09pm

its great to have the question of clothing definitively solved. i don't need to worry about it anymore

Never Forget the Stink

If you hold a croissant to your ear like a phone it connects you to the president of France.

Remember these photos when the Republicans try and tell you that they are inevitable, and that they have a majority in this country. Trump went to an Iowa State game tonight and this was the response from the stands.