If you hold a croissant to your ear like a phone it connects you to the president of France.

Only the ones from the Croissant region of France. The rest are just crescent rolls that connect you to the Pillsbury Doughboy.

That would tend to indicate that if you hold a bagel to your ear it connects you to the prime minister of Israel.

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Some say if the croissant is old and stale enough you can even get in touch with the ghost of Charles de Gaulle, but obviously not everyone believes in that sort of thing

That’s great but does it translate French-English? My French is limited to ooh la la

[And co-prince of Andorra] en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Co-Prin...

Co-Princes of Andorra - Wikipedia

Don't forget to dial him by picking up a misshapen Mac(a)ro(o)n

A potato gets you DSA Maine