I think when Moo Deng grows up she should be allowed to eat Mark Zuckerberg, that would be so beautiful
I didn’t think Eric Adams (allegedly) stealing $10m in public funds was bad until I realized it’s the equivalent of jumping the subway turnstiles (capital offense) 3.4 million times.
what a day for New Yorkers seeing our enemies driven before us
I tweet for old school New York. I tweet for the folks who woke up this morning with a spring in their state , hate in their heart and waiting for this indictment like we used to wait for school closings on a snow day
Check on your New Yorker friends this evening. We’re doing fantastic. We are actually having a ball and everything is great
you’d best believe i’m popping bottles for the fall of the “nightlife mayor”
i love that they put a "bluesky elder" badge on here when like 90% of the demographic that earnestly used the phrase has since been vaporized in discord sex pest scandals
i know there's no new thought under the sun, so i hope someone besides me has described quora as "bougie paywalled yahoo answers"