I’m gonna lean into being that guy. Planning to out-insufferable the situation. Let’s take this bull by the horns.

Sipping a J2O in a throbbing nightclub, refusing to dance, one eye on the cloakroom, regaling people I’ve just met with how fresh I’ll feel in the morning, the only thing I’m drunk on is power.

The sober energy I’m about to unleash on this stag do could well devastate the entire weekend. This is the most powerful I’ve ever felt. I’m a disruptor.

Would have posted a lot more frequently and confidently on here if I'd only known I was a member of the elite.

Great time at the Biting The Top Rope final last night

I don't care what people say, I really like the new Frasier.

Just finished writing and scheduling my next 8650 BlueSky posts. Should get me to February 2038. Made a good few punts re: world events, future slang and the resurgence of anti-bullying wristbands. Will need a fair wind for the posts to make any sense at all. But just think of the time I've saved.

LIVE TONIGHT ON TWITCH Gameshow Host Juice Check (Modern Era) Sorting out who has the patter, the clobber, the “wow factor” of the UK’s current crop of gameshow hosts before we have an 80s vs now megaranking in a few weeks. It is unmissable streaming x 9pm twitch.tv/johntuckerart

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I'm not supposed to be saying this yet but this app is actually named after a line from AVATAR 3, a film I have had the honour of co-writing, coming to cinemas Christmas 2025!