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Heather Lawver
@cmoheather.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, marketing fanatic & righteous indignation addict. Current: founder www.ceemo.ai, Techstars ‘23. Past: PotterWar, Yang Yun IOC/CCP campaign, in textbooks from MIT & Harvard Law, but didn’t go to uni. ♥️ storytelling, samoyeds & gaming
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I tried to talk over him, apologizing to Ms Chase Customer Service, but she was soon lost in unexpected giggles. She asked if he was a lab, but I said no; he is a very large, very fluffy & very SASSY samoyed. She called him cute. 🥰He was overjoyed!🥰 And dare I say, quite proud of himself. 🧵/ 4

Tyberius, the very large white fluffy land cloud of a dog, is beaming with the biggest smile imaginable, complete with floppy sideways tongue. He’s looking fashionable, wearing a red & black plaid bandana. But honestly, he’s so cute & fluffy & so gosh darn happy, you probably wouldn’t even notice the fashionable accessories. And that’d be okay!
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You might think, having achieved his favorite response — his cuteness once again affirmed — that Ty might quiet down. But no. He tried most fervently to carry on a very long & complicated conversation with Ms Chase. Sentences were spoken. Paws were stomped in response to pleas to quiet down. 🧵/ 5

Tyberius, the large white fluffy land cloud of a dog, demonstrates that he is quite capable of biting his tongue when he wants to. But in this instance, he categorically refused. Here he is, seated on the couch, making one helluva squished up face of disgust & annoyance, his tongue curled out the end of his closed mouth. He is not amused.
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Heather Lawver
@cmoheather.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, marketing fanatic & righteous indignation addict. Current: founder www.ceemo.ai, Techstars ‘23. Past: PotterWar, Yang Yun IOC/CCP campaign, in textbooks from MIT & Harvard Law, but didn’t go to uni. ♥️ storytelling, samoyeds & gaming
37 followers180 following20 posts