One of my fav life mini-games is to give my service accounts ridiculous usernames. That way when customer service has to confirm it, it forces them to say goofy stuff or give me a compliment. Just made 3 professionals at J.P. Morgan commercial bank say somethin silly! Huzzah for meeting giggles! 🤣

Ty had a bath today & I just cannot get over how gorgeous he looks!! Especially since his groomer girlfriend decided to put him in adorable hair bows, lmao! Will he let ME put cute headgear on him? NO! But he will let his girlfriend, apparently! 🤣 Srsly tho, *the cuteness*!!! I can’t take it!🥰

Tyberius cracks me up! Does he EVER let me put cute things on his head? Nope! I got away with it literally just once for all of 30 seconds. But if his girlfriend the groomer wants to put cute hair bows on him? YES! He will accept it & look flippin’ adorable! Because hey, that’s his girlfriend! 🤣

Tyberius is very very VERY excited to be going on an adventure today!

Am I crazy for thinking that dumping someone via text is an absolutely disrespectful slap in the face? (Barring, ofc, situations where a personal interaction would be dangerous.) It just feels like it shows how little they valued you, your time together, or the underlying friendship.

This week has been bonkers at work. We’re trying to develop an emotion-based coding system for typefaces. The subjectiveness is very real! It’s a fun intellectual puzzle though.

I wish I could read his fluffy mind. What was it about Ms Chase that made him come running? What was he trying to say?? After, why did he dig in his toy box to find his plushie cell phone, which he then played with ALL evening?! We shall never know. Such are the mysteries of Tyberius. 🧵/ fin

You might think, having achieved his favorite response — his cuteness once again affirmed — that Ty might quiet down. But no. He tried most fervently to carry on a very long & complicated conversation with Ms Chase. Sentences were spoken. Paws were stomped in response to pleas to quiet down. 🧵/ 5

I tried to talk over him, apologizing to Ms Chase Customer Service, but she was soon lost in unexpected giggles. She asked if he was a lab, but I said no; he is a very large, very fluffy & very SASSY samoyed. She called him cute. 🥰He was overjoyed!🥰 And dare I say, quite proud of himself. 🧵/ 4

What 🚨sound effects🚨, you ask? He rao-rao’d alllllll the way toward me, with ever increasing indignance, pushing his way into my hands, trying to shove his face right into the phone. He could not be dissuaded. He refused to shush his sassy self. Apparently he. had. things. to. SAY! 🧵/ 3