I wish I could read his fluffy mind. What was it about Ms Chase that made him come running? What was he trying to say?? After, why did he dig in his toy box to find his plushie cell phone, which he then played with ALL evening?! We shall never know. Such are the mysteries of Tyberius. 🧵/ fin

You might think, having achieved his favorite response — his cuteness once again affirmed — that Ty might quiet down. But no. He tried most fervently to carry on a very long & complicated conversation with Ms Chase. Sentences were spoken. Paws were stomped in response to pleas to quiet down. 🧵/ 5

I tried to talk over him, apologizing to Ms Chase Customer Service, but she was soon lost in unexpected giggles. She asked if he was a lab, but I said no; he is a very large, very fluffy & very SASSY samoyed. She called him cute. 🥰He was overjoyed!🥰 And dare I say, quite proud of himself. 🧵/ 4

What 🚨sound effects🚨, you ask? He rao-rao’d alllllll the way toward me, with ever increasing indignance, pushing his way into my hands, trying to shove his face right into the phone. He could not be dissuaded. He refused to shush his sassy self. Apparently he. had. things. to. SAY! 🧵/ 3

At one point, I had to put the kind Chase Customer Service Lady on speaker, so I could access their app & click a very important button. The *instant* her voice came over the speaker, Tyberius came RUNNING from his favorite nap spot in the bathroom. 💨RUN👏🏻NING💨 with 🚨SOUND 📢 EFFECTS!🚨 🧵/ 2

Yay! Glad to hear it! :)