It's crazy how contractor estimates can vary. Had someone quote me $8000 for a job and the. Two others quote me for ~$3000 for the exact same work.

Waking last all the neighbors and yelling "HOT ENOUGH FOR YA?" in my most annoying voice.

And it includes me. I don't want to read either.

Becoming a "people don't want to work anymore guy" but replace "work" with "read".

Me coming back in the house from the mailbox with my Menards rebate.

Turns out you can just cook a pumpkin in the oven and eat it. Wild.

Haters say you can't just eat a pumpkin

Yeah it's crazy how little I've had to cut the grass this year.

I don't think there's anything more lame than people who role play cops in GTA online.

I will never rent a dumpster.