It's crazy how contractor estimates can vary. Had someone quote me $8000 for a job and the. Two others quote me for ~$3000 for the exact same work.

Waking last all the neighbors and yelling "HOT ENOUGH FOR YA?" in my most annoying voice.

Becoming a "people don't want to work anymore guy" but replace "work" with "read".

Me coming back in the house from the mailbox with my Menards rebate.

Haters say you can't just eat a pumpkin

I don't think there's anything more lame than people who role play cops in GTA online.

I will never rent a dumpster.

If I'm listening to a podcast and there's a special interview episode 9/10 times I'm skipping it

My personality is equivalent to that cover of Institutionalized where Ice T yells about playing Xbox.

You have to respect a guy riding a bike and smoking a cigarette in my opinion.