Jesus Christ, do you EVER knock?

"I am the Light and the Way, fuck no I ain't knockin'. It's not like it would mean anything if I did, I'm fuckin' omniscient, I see everything you do at all times; this cheap-ass door your husband put in to save fifty bucks off the decent version at Lowe's might as well not exist."

I'd think at the point Jesus would act like Dr.House from well, House as he just wants to get these miracles done more so out of protocal than emotion motivation as he's just become tired "You want me to save your kid or not? Out of my way, I'm performing a miracle on what you see as an accident"

Sorry, I thought Valentine's Day looked interesting.

You don’t knock; you just walk on in. youtu.be/a_5nBnYgkCk?...

The Staple Singers - Don't Knock (Official Audio)

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I hope that book contains the cure for Sausage Fingers

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Does everyone remember "The Advertures of Annoying Jesus"? www.thepoke.com/2012/04/01/t...)

No, thanks. Satan already brought flowers and now Johnny's alive again.

If this is a make-a-wish situation, that's a pretty big get