He somehow topped that with this shit lmaooo. He is the worst candidate ever. There's a LITERAL SIGN at Pat's telling you how to order "wiz wit" or "wiz without" so you know what to do I don't think anyone in history has asked for Swiss on a cheesesteak. American, provolone, cheddar. Sure.
Now this has me thinking that JD Vance has fucked a block of swiss cheese.
Somewhere, John Kerry is like, “I’m off the hook”
HE PULLED A JOHN KERRY!
worth noting that the article says he ordered wit wiz and the swiss cheese thing was a joke (that the manager thought was funny)
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he ate it with a fork and knife
He was rattled that they took the racist signs down at Geno’s.
Is the sign telling us to order our cheesesteaks with or without... cheez whiz? I don't know enough about cheesesteak to know what that sign even means? I do know I don't particularly care for cheesesteak, so if I were a presidential candidate, I would simply go to a different genre of restaurant.
In 2004, John Kerry did exactly this and it was a mini-scandal.
Only a weirdo goes to Philly to order "a traditional cheesesteak" and doesn't spend 5 minutes learning what that means. And yes, John Kerry was weird for not getting intel either.