What Zoom filter is best when you’re trying not to look stoned?

"sorry yall, i was up all night with my puking kid/cat/dog/etc. i'm here just tired af" - my excuse if I get high before all my meetings are done

“sorry, my video isn’t working today, but I can hear you fine”

"Not A Cat"

Off

post it over the cam

I can tell you which one you don’t want- zoomshroom, don’t use that one

Not turning cam on at all.

one of those blingee-style 420 filters they'll never think you're stoned if you're performatively embracing weed culture

Be stoned for all meetings and they'll assume that's just what you look like

Kitten. Nobody thought that judge was stoned.