Garth… I think that was a haiku!
rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i’ll make you christopher robin’s best friend
people will share all sorts of different tips and tricks for how to season your keyboard. i can tell you the method that works for me: eat some potato chips right before you start typing. over time your keyboard will take on a natural sheen that will make your writing deeper and more complex
Good Surgery is all about separating tissues based on the embryonic planes that were laid down during development - Bad Surgery happens when surgeons need to make their own roads thru your body- fighting thru scar tissue or invasive diseases that disrupt the natural order and planes.
beginning work on a epistolary novelization of Austin Powers. It will all be letters and diary entries of people encountering him and much like Dracula, the most unsettling part will be everyone acting like his behavior and language is only unusual, not alarming.
This is rad as hell