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cole (Elden Lord)
@colerusty.bsky.social
world's tallest lil guy - knee deep in the hoopla
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This kind of dense, walkable urban development is illegal in much of America.

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ERNIE: ya know what, Bert BERT: what, ernie ERNIE: *singing* i hope that our few remaining friends, give up on trying ta save us BERT: I hope we come up with a failsafe plot to piss off tha dumb few that forgave us, ah ha ha

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can Jewish folks eat tortillas during Yom Kippur?

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DZdrzoggle.bsky.social

nononono

raisins on everything
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Halloween sounds cassette tape featuring Dracula with his hand to his ear. Text and title reads 

PAPERBACK PARADISE PRESENTS

LISTENING TO THE
WOLF MAN
TAKE A PISS
AND OTHER DREARY DRAINERS

DRACULA IS A FREAK WHO LISTENS TO PISS AND THIS IS HIS PERSONAL LIBRARY OF ALL THE MONSTERS PISSING
Track listing and copy reads: 

SIDE ONE: Wolfman's howling piss, Mummy's trickle piss, Creature's Piss Lagoon SIDE TWO: Frankenstein (huge piss warning), Invisible Man (ambient piss), skeletons crying cause they can't piss but really want to

This program is honestly a violation of trust. The parties involved did not know they were being recorded but thankfully monsters are not allowed in courtrooms so there will be zero charges pressed and all proceeds will go to Dracula. Maybe if you are rich for long enough you start doing fucked up shit like this. Yes, Dracula is rich.
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MAmooseallain.bsky.social

Welcome to the Blue Suede shoes help line. Dial: 1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready 4 to hear the options again

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I appreciate all the strong feedback but feel compelled to correct some misapprehensions about my work. First, it is not “caramel”, it is butterscotch. Secondly, it’s not “mayonnaise”, it is an aioli. Finally, it is not a “bath”, it is an immersion experience.

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megalopolis asks: what if there was a megalopolis?

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bluesky has the sauce

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Werepixie @poljack.bsky.social

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My online domme lives in Israel. Because she's so stressed about living next to a war zone, I haven't properly gotten off since October 7th. CEASE FIRE NOW!

I just want everyone to come together in peace. Me in particular.

(Not trying to be flip. It's just such a ridiculous situation to be in.
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cole (Elden Lord)
@colerusty.bsky.social
world's tallest lil guy - knee deep in the hoopla
64 followers159 following149 posts