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Greenhorn footpad with Dunning-Kruger Realty Trust, LLC. 1/1 of linktr.ee/turgidharrier 1/3 of linktr.ee/bokoyoss 1/4 of strangemangers.bandcamp.com
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Reporting to work in the Delco oblast of Pennsylvania

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women love to get their shit fucked up by The Dark Hairdresser

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We are barreling headlong toward a reality in which wisdom, erudition, and upright moral principles are tagged “Not Safe For Work.”

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A major commercial event, the annual back-to-school sale is a prime opportunity to obtain essential edification supplies at a considerable discount.

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Never underestimate the feminine perspective a firm stands to gain by retaining a competent manageress.

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The notion that a grape received surgical care is absurd on its face. This has not dissuaded Bluesky’s resident half-wits from producing a deluge of insipid “skeets” parroting blatant misinformation.

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My secretary Noémie, though 35 years my junior, is whip-smart, sharp as a tack, tough as nails, switched-on, put-together, and fiercely loyal.

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I am devastated at what’s befallen my order of Surf and Turf at the hands of another knucklehead Doordasher. I do not recall forcing you to work during a heat emergency; if you’ve made yourself available to accept orders, I can only assume you’re physically capable of completing the job.

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People stood in line for hours to get their picture taken with mothman’s butt

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Let’s get my life viral

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born yesterday
@colourmode.bsky.social
Greenhorn footpad with Dunning-Kruger Realty Trust, LLC. 1/1 of linktr.ee/turgidharrier 1/3 of linktr.ee/bokoyoss 1/4 of strangemangers.bandcamp.com
261 followers255 following2.4k posts