How many times am I going to have to tell this surgeon that I don’t care whether the gills work or not

In one sense, the protagonist of the popular television program “Sex and the City” is, in fact, the titular sex, the titular city, or some combination thereof.

So-called “hijinks” are the lowest form of antics—a thoroughly insipid waste of time.

I am devastated at what’s befallen my order of Surf and Turf at the hands of another knucklehead Doordasher. I do not recall forcing you to work during a heat emergency; if you’ve made yourself available to accept orders, I can only assume you’re physically capable of completing the job.

My secret to the perfect burger? The patty is 80% dry mashed potato flakes. Not really but you can literally write anything you want on here. You can tell lies and people eat it up. They're basically idiots!

It would be my life’s honor to one day operate on my secretary Noémie, who is whip-smart, fiercely loyal, and 35 years my junior.

Though I disagree with her on every single policy point, I must admit there is something rather alluring about a woman who loves Venn diagrams as much as I do.

It seems that Steak and Fellatio Day will soon be phased out and replaced by Tofu and Cunnilingus Day, due in no small part to Woke’s pernicious influence on culture at large.

This is the only necessary follow notification, as it accurately describes any and all of Bluesky’s piteous users…