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DMV area gaming and esports expert. Freelance coach, commentator, tournament organizer, and streamer. They/them, polyam. Twitch.tv/consort
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Google's incredibly complex algorithm can decipher exactly what we're asking for and it's *checks notes* granddad farts

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He *asked for nuclear options* twice during his Presidency. No, seriously. He did. The CHIEF OF STAFF had to OFF-THE-BOOKS call his Chinese counterpart to reassure him that he would NOT FOLLOW AN ORDER TO NUKE CHINA. And you think there's no difference. I have reason to doubt your judgement.

Milley acted to prevent Trump from misusing nuclear weapons, war with China, book says
Milley acted to prevent Trump from misusing nuclear weapons, war with China, book says

The book also revealed a previously unreported call between then-Vice President Mike Pence and former Vice President Dan Quayle.

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Plague Doctor gfs (but tiny)

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Does not surprise me in the slightest considering A. how AI is flooding everything else, and B. how easy flooding resumes out would be for AI (LLM would be fantastic for filling out endless forms with plausible information if that information doesn't need to be, yknow, true)

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Use a flashlight or glowstick in your pumpkin instead of candles this #Halloween

A spooky forest creature made of wood walking through the forest holding a jack-o-lantern that has a candle in it. There is a kid named Wade - the town's Halloween Safety Inspector, dressed as a fire fighter with a bullhorn in the foreground. The kid says, "Sir, let's get a battery operated light or glowstick in that pumpkin. Much safer. You're some kind of forest creature, sir. Made of wood, so... Yep. Thanks."
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Putting on boring masc clothes to go to work becomes more and more of a bummer the bettee I get at putting fun outfits together. But ig on the upside I can just throw a few things on and be out the door quick

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Believe in the squirrel realm Subscribe for recall emails: www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/Sub...

A mystical grassy plain. There are six doors sticking up out of the ground, but they are not attached to any buildings. Atop each door is a chubby squirrel shouting. A person stands before them. The first chubby squirrel shouts, "Listen. Listen! Are you listening! I'm going to lose it! The door to a safe home begins with recall emails!" Behind the first chubby squirrely, another chubby squirrel says, "Choose the door!" Another says, "Do it, Jim. Do it." Another says, "You have the power." The last chubby squirrel shouts, "The Squirrel Realm believes in Jim!" The text reads: subscribe for recall emails.
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I think a big problem for the arts now is that a lot of tech people believe (or claim to believe) search and algorithms help people find good stuff, but that idea is completely undercut by professional algorithm management jobs. It only works on an "honest" SEO-free Internet.

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DMV area gaming and esports expert. Freelance coach, commentator, tournament organizer, and streamer. They/them, polyam. Twitch.tv/consort
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