the dick sucking factory just called [lowers hat] your mom was in an accident

This wouldn't happen if they were allowed to unionize 😡

[rookie cop gags]

"I know this is going to be hard to swallow, but..."

“for the rest of the day we will be at half mast”

two stern men in dress blues show up and solemnly hand over a finely crafted wooden box with a glass top. two kneepads nestled inside

She must have been there just visiting. Haha. She was only there to visit. Right

lmfao 😭

::bagpipes start playing a mournful “put it in your mouth”::

she died doing what she loved

Banger skeet. Quality work right here.