Dude, I was just making a riff on the preceding joke about Michigan always having a “September Heisman” winner. But go ahead, take it way too seriously.

Dude, I was just pointing out that Michigan doesn’t have the best RB in the country either, like you tried to contend. Having been around UM fans my whole life, thinking you do have the best RB typifies their myopic view—just like their September Heisman winners in the past.