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Courtney Milan
@courtneymilan.com
She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. This biography should not be taken as a complete description.
courtneymilan.com
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End-stage capitalism looked at Boots Theory and was like “good point, gotta fix that loophole.”
And sometimes they fly too close to the sun, like my upright freezer manufacturer who is having appliances die within their 1year warranty often enough for multiple Reddit threads…that I have just found when googling what is wrong with my 10 mo. old freezer!
Boots Theory is a profit *opportunity*
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Courtney Milan
@courtneymilan.com
She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. This biography should not be taken as a complete description.
courtneymilan.com
22.4k followers494 following15k posts