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Courtney Milan
@courtneymilan.com
She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. This biography should not be taken as a complete description. courtneymilan.com
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Just wait until you see the oxygen subscription fees he’s gonna charge.

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Gonna have to change the song to “6.08 tons* and what do you get” * mars gravity adjustment

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ADitsnotmeadam.bsky.social

“Some critics” say that Musk running a slave colony on Mars would be a bad thing! Who can say!

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X-ygen

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Cchordata-art.bsky.social

speaking as an ex-astrophysics major colonization of mars is literally not possible ESPECIALLY with current technology speaking as a person who understands human rights it’s probably really bad that billionaires are starting to talk about Literal Slavery as a fun cost-saving venture

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“Same it Kohage^h^h^hMusk give people der air!”

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I’ve seen this movie

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ATadamthorn.bsky.social

“resemble” is working its ass off in that last sentence

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Sstevewmobb.bsky.social

The moron probably ripped that idea off total recall. I don't think he's had an original thought in his life.

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Courtney Milan
@courtneymilan.com
She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. This biography should not be taken as a complete description. courtneymilan.com
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