“This disturbing abomination is using a hearing aid!” If I buy a hearing aid it won’t be from some uncanny valley ass dude on the internet.

Not sure who is using the function on Apple News where when you swipe left, you get a full-page horrible AI advert for a product you wouldn’t want anyway.

(They are films about a cursed zombie with a big head who kills people.)

Obviously I want to see Pumpkinhead 2 but I’ve gotta wait until I’ve seen the first one so I can appreciate the backstory!

Imagine, Pumpkinhead 2 is so bad that Lance Henriksen, who starred in the first one, played his own corpse in the third one, and came back as a ghost for the fourth one, described it as ‘terrible’ and refused to do it. Just imagine a film that bad. Like a film Lou Diamond Phillips would turn down.

Why is Bruno Mars dressed as Weird Al dressed as MJ?

“Some critics” say that Musk running a slave colony on Mars would be a bad thing! Who can say!

In the real world people usually care about what you’re producing, because they’ve paid for it. This guy gets paid either way.

Wow, it’s weird how much that post sounds like Steven Cheung, even though Trump definitely wrote it himself. Great minds eh what.

Then, realistically, “Which bar should we go to?” I feel you, imaginary co-worker.