I love it when the television does massive psychic damage to me,
BALATRO
Kazan was—sweet Christ—Kazan was a mewling syphilitic with the morals of a cat. He—“Carolina” reaper? North or South? No, don’t tell me. Leave me in suspense. He’d have fucked his mother if there’d been a fifty-cent piece in it for him. Mm. Oh yes a napkin is jut the thing.
BEWARE: Teens across the nation are experimenting with "final bossing." Telltale sings include massive health bars, parrying authority with devious combos, and dropping legendary gear.
An opinion I'm hearing more and more is that Camille saint-saens is "goated" and "the bees knees"
If I were being initiated into an ancient order of assassins I would simply strap the hidden blade to the top of my wrist and keep all of my fingers.
If you've ever referred to any group of people ever as "chat", i'm sorry to tell you that you are eternally stranded on the wrong side of the river Styx.
I don’t know about you guys but I spend most of my spare time preening my luxurious feathers
One of the weird byproducts of modern life (at least for me) is I've formed multiple parasocial relationships with various feral cats that are on tiktok. Hopefully this is because I am an empathetic and loving person and not crazy. Anyways one of them died yesterday and it made me really sad.