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Your U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Product safety info, data, and recalls. Standing for safety since 1972. Official account of the USCPSC. HQ: Bethesda, MD. Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov. Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov
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The Knife Ghost Cometh

A guy standing in a kitchen with his arms outstretched. He looks like a true bro. Behind him is a pumpkin sitting on a table and a ghost surrounded by a halo of knives. It is The Knife Ghost. The text reads: When the cold wind blows and the pumpkins rise... The knife ghost cometh! The guy says, "Uh, I'm pretty sure I know how to carve a pumpkin, you guys. The text reads: No doubt, broski. No doubt. Just carve carefully: Carve on a firm, flat surface. Use a pumpkin carving kit instead of knives. Keep a safety zone around the person carving - at least an arm's length away. Use LED lights instead of candles.
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NLnatlyon.com

Do you folks open the office bar at 9AM on Fridays? If so, how do I apply?

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LCchrishanrahan.bsky.social

a chef holding a chainsaw in front of pumpkins with faces carved into them
a chef holding a chainsaw in front of pumpkins with faces carved into them

ALT: a chef holding a chainsaw in front of pumpkins with faces carved into them

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UCcpsc.gov

Almost went with bruv then remembered we're not the UK.

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Bbobbobalina.bsky.social

Your skeets are a fricking delight

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Smehr.nz

The American expats in NZ Facebook group informed me that the sole Costco in this country got a shipment of pumpkins. I will cover my eyes when I see the price but I will take these safety tips into account when I carve ours up

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TDtcdohl.bsky.social

Oh hey neat, it's Unlimited Carve Works.

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Jjasperlope.bsky.social

I saw Knifeghost open for Opeth once, metal af

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Hhammancheez.bsky.social

please tell me this was created in-house by the assistant director

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MYmr-ylenem.bsky.social

I can see that you have a .gov account but i genuinely cant tell if you’re real or not💀💀

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Bcoffeefoxo.bsky.social

LEDs??? nah sorry

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Your U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Product safety info, data, and recalls. Standing for safety since 1972. Official account of the USCPSC. HQ: Bethesda, MD. Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov. Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov
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