I'm so bored by books. Once you know the alphabet, reading becomes hack.

[charlie brown high fiving everyone after a funeral] good grief. good grief. good grief.[charlie brown high fiving everyone after a funeral] good grief. good grief. good grief.

I'm stealing all the posts in the discover tab. Finders keepers.

If I learned anything from Tamagatchi, then it sounds like my carbon monoxide detector needs to poop

oops, i shidded again it wasn’t a fart i tried to restrain oh baby, baby

I don't have time to be having kids when I got all these algorithms to train

Dining at Panda Regular. It’s taking fuckin forever

The latest news is crazy!

For female centaur, the upper human limbs were mostly just used as a sports bra

I am now accepting all applications. I'm talking bandaids, ointments, phone games, and mozz sticks.