Latchkey at 9 years old meant spaghettiOs out of a can while reading Stephen King novels to pass time.

Yaaay, I could see it in Arkansas!

People on the internet often confuse dumbfuckery with the fun kind of fuckery.

one solution to improving mental health access is building mental health basics into (K-12) public school curriculum, increasing mental health pros on staff, offer trauma-informed training to staff, and raising teacher/school staff pay can you imagine the difference it would make?

I come bearing terrible news: Coke Zero is not as good as Coke Regular

Sex is great, but have you ever killed the lead blocking SQL session, freeing up the I/O contention, thereby allowing all the suspended queries to run?

Sometimes we gotta pull the lense back a bit. Take a breather & stare in Wonder at our beautiful existence There is much magic in our Natural world & We lose touch with our dependance & addiction on technology, remember, no human could ever create this. The Natural world gives us this for free

i need to be hamburger helped

Pin me like one of your French fleets.

Fine, I'll change my name back. 😝