Call me crazy but I don't want to spend 4 years hearing "Vance, Vance Refrigeration" in my head every time someone mentions the VP. #election2024
"ADHD crisis line, how can I help?" "Hi! I haven't gotten any work done in two days because I'm waiting on a package and FedEx keeps delaying delivery!" "That's inconscionable, we'll get right on top of this sir!" #crisismode
Trump today: "FETCH ME MY BROWN PANTS!" #election2024
Last night, Stargazer wasn't eating and kept giving me a forlorn look as I looked out the door. So I made her some scrambled eggs. 🍳 I guess I'm officially a cat bistro. #isimpforcats
Michelle Obama could run right now with a slogan of... "They keep saying I have a d**k so I might as well take the job they keep trying to put one in." ...and win. #let_her_sink_in
What they say: Don't Tread on Me. What they mean: Let Me Tread on Them ♀️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. #This_is_no_tea_party