Wait. Is that why my grandmother’s biscuits were that dry? Is it a southern thing? I thought there was some sort of wormhole in her oven that transported any moisture to a more deserving dimension.
Even though rightwing policies are generally very unpopular! WEIRD HUH
"I'm too tired to campaign." well then maybe you don't have what it takes to be president, you fucking baby
A fun part of the internet is people around the world being told about how quitting or getting fired works in the US. That dawning realization and bewildered horror
Once told a French woman I have 10 days of PTO total and she actually gasped lmao
Incredible that this is the same guy who was like "fight fight fight" after getting shot a couple months ago & he doesn't have the presence of mind to like, use this to take selfies with the crowd, chant along with them, or do literally anything besides mournfully lurch around. Dude is cooked
Walz’s relaxed authenticity around American dude stuff—old cars, football, guns—is unrivaled among politicians & makes sweaty right-wing alpha posturing look as pathetic as it is. Helps you see more clearly how Trump is an effete sadistic mean girl, how Vance is a nervous A-student tryhard dork.
Since we seem to be getting a minor influx of awful people, a reminder that the block here is very powerful, and one of the best things you can do is just deny these people access to victims to bully
If a microphone fails in my school's auditorium, a kid from the stage crew will be on the scene with a replacement in under 30 seconds. Trump's people hate him.
“You told me there was going to be cryptid fashion! I made little hats for Nessie and Sasquatch!” ‘I distinctly said crypto fascist.’ “I think we should break up.”