Yes but remember that Door Dash drivers get in trouble if they don't do a good job

Wait. Is that why my grandmother’s biscuits were that dry? Is it a southern thing? I thought there was some sort of wormhole in her oven that transported any moisture to a more deserving dimension.

“You told me there was going to be cryptid fashion! I made little hats for Nessie and Sasquatch!” ‘I distinctly said crypto fascist.’ “I think we should break up.”

it would be great if we could send a message with a vote, but the way to do that remains calling and emailing and otherwise communicating directly the actual ballot is the bluntest of blunt instruments

I'm going to keep punching this rock for my anxious followers until they understand that Trump is actually senile. Like, he isn't bullshitting, his brain's just falling apart.

schadenfreude was invented specifically for bad things happening to that fucking guy

I mean… shoe polish is flammable, and he puts it all over his face

Some things you can do: - Donate to Movement Voter Project, which funds local organizers getting out the vote for BIPOC & youth especially: bsky.app/profile/lolg...www.voteriders.org/donate/