And the hits keep coming

His kids were born in 2017, 2020, and 2021. Very advanced of them to be discussing this with their parents at that age.

lollllll

now THIS is a callback

amazingly enough, the lie is almost as bad as what actually happened.

Usha Vance grew up in California in the 90s, she definitely already knows about tentacle porn.

When JD goes snorkeling "nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope"

Octopus Walkingoctopus GIF

ALT: Octopus Walkingoctopus GIF

Sooooo were they successful? Are they a 100% tentacle porn family now, or no?

I can't believe I still understand where this actually came from ~ mi musi tan ni: mi sona e sitelen ni

applying this from literally minutes ago to this new thing we want him to have to deny: bsky.app/profile/xand...

Oh no I reposted it whoops