I ran the numbers: if my period was a white-collar at a 9-5 job, considering its current seniority, expected tenure, and track record as an individual contributor, it would have qualified for mid level management right about now. Great punctuation and time management skills with a side of aggression

I’m pretty sure the only thing I would have wished for in my life is to have been around to have properly enjoyed the glam rock period. Such a shame. Such. A. Shame.

God that was satisfying. I love you ibuprofen.

Evde şu an, beni geçtim, evden büyük televizyon olabilir; ben biraz gaza gelmiş olabilirim; aylardır bu yüzden mobilya bekliyor da olabilirim ama bebeyim sen ne güzel bir çözünürlükmüşsün ve asıl ben bugüne kadar ne yaşamışım…

Meğer geçen seneki okuyamama halimin sebebi buymuş. Vay arkadaş, ABV 2023 ya.

I get so very angry at you. Then I look at you. And remember how little time you have, and how little time we have together, and how fleeting time is… Life is so unfair.

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The shelter claimed she’s a Norwegian Forest. I firmly believe she’s a spawn of the devil if not the Anti-Christ, judging purely by behavior. Ah well… We cohabit nonetheless. 🤷‍♀️

Bazen insan ağzının dolusunca “orrrrrr-ralar nasıl acaba?” demek istiyor olabilir. Hani çocuklar rahat oynuyor mu kabilinden. Ama işte adab-i muaşeretin gözü çıksın.

“When everything is going wrong, perhaps it’s setting itself right.”